{"product_id":"fun-fact-i-do-not-care-mouse-t-shirt-retro-sarcastic-graphic-tee","title":"Fun Fact I Do Not Care Mouse T-Shirt | Retro Sarcastic Graphic Tee | Humor Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes the greatest gift you can give someone is the permission to be exactly who they are — unapologetically, joyfully, without a single care in the world. This witty retro mouse tee captures that spirit in the most lovable way possible. The vintage-style illustration paired with its blunt, perfectly timed message is the kind of thing only the right person can truly appreciate, and finding the right gift for the right person is itself a beautiful act of love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift it to the friend who keeps it real when everyone else is dancing around the truth, the sibling who perfected the deadpan stare before they were twelve, or the coworker who made every tough meeting survivable with one single perfectly timed comment. This shirt is a love letter to the people who tell the truth with a smile and never pretend otherwise — the ones who make you laugh until you cry and remind you that authenticity is one of the rarest and most precious things a person can offer. Give it with your whole heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether tucked under the tree, placed in a birthday bag, or handed over just because — this tee arrives ready to give, ready to wear, and ready to become one of those gifts people remember years from now. Every detail has been considered with you and the person you are gifting in mind, from the quality of the fabric to the care put into packaging it for giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium soft cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex true-to-size fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable print survives the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-ready packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Matthew Ly Burris","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43598025359450,"sku":"T-SHIRT93-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43598025392218,"sku":"T-SHIRT93-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43598025424986,"sku":"T-SHIRT93-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43598025457754,"sku":"T-SHIRT93-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43598025490522,"sku":"T-SHIRT93-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/8272\/1626\/files\/93.png?v=1783261380","url":"https:\/\/nixvo.shop\/products\/fun-fact-i-do-not-care-mouse-t-shirt-retro-sarcastic-graphic-tee","provider":"Matthew Ly Burris","version":"1.0","type":"link"}